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I Guess We're A Thing. {A Jick Love Story} Ep. 20
Duration: 0:17
i'm FREEZING!! {skipping ahead like...3 years. Joe's 21, Nick's 20} {Joe bought an apartment in L.A., they live there} {it's present time, so September(:} [Joe's POV] Dear Lord...7 am, and I can't sleep!! Nick can sleep, in fact, he's in my arms dreaming away like a damn hibernating bear. "Joe, when will you learn. Energy drinks are not a good midnight snack!" I heard a voice, it was like velvet. The sound of it relaxed me. I looked up, I wanted to be terrified, but I couldn't. "No...way..." my eyes widened, and my mouth hung open. "Yes way babycakes." Kylie winked at me. Oh my God!! "Kylie!! What are you doing here! I mean, how? Why?! WHEN?!?!" I yelled, so happy to see her. She wasn't like she was before. She had a long, white, dress on. She was breathtakingly gorgeous.(no i'm not.) She seemed to be an angel. "Well questionnaire, I came to see my two best friends on the planet." she smiled. "I see you're still a complete goofball, even in the afterlife." I smirked. "Don't make me cast my wrath Jonas." she cocked an eyebrow. "Sorry, don't go all big and bad ghost!!" I laughed. "Look, Joe, I'm not just here to shoot the breeze. You need to quit what you're doing." she was serious. And I knew exactly what she was talking about. "I have no idea what you're talking about." I lied. "YES YOU DO!" she yelled, it boomed like thunder. Scared the shit out of me. "Okay, I do..but I can't. How else can I pay for this apartment? Support my boyfriend?" I was so ashamed. "Get a job. A real job. Don't sell yourself on the streets!!" she scolded. "I know, it's bad..but I can't just back out now!" I can't, they could kill me. "Ease your way out of it. I've seen what they talk about behind closed doors Joseph," damn..she always meant business when she called me Joseph, "they said if you don't bring them 2,000$ next meeting, they take Nick. And sell him. Do you want that?!" "No!! They can't!!" I cried. "They can, and they will!! Either you give some fucking awesome blowjobs, or you back out. Choice is yours. And don't think I won't be back either son!!" she wagged her finger at me. "Yeah yeah...I know, it's hard to get rid of you." I winked. "I love you too." she came over to me, and kissed my cheek, it felt warm and relaxing. I smiled. "Can I kiss your cheek or will my face go through it?" I asked her. "You're such a dumbass." she laughed, and leaned down, allowing me to peck her cheek. We waved goodbye, and she dissolved into wherever she came from. I'm guessing Heaven. My phone started to ring. I looked, it was Marvin. My manager... "H-Hey Marv.." I answered. "Yo, Joe, you need 2 g's fo da next meetin. Ai'ite?" he stated, more than asked. "B-But...I don't think I can get that much man." I pleaded. "Well, I gots anotha proposition fo yas. Hows about you gives me that pretty little boytoy of yo's, and I call it even." he said. "No!! You can't have Nick! I'll get you your 2 grand, but then I'm out. Okay?" I begged. "Ai'ite. But if you ain't got it by Sunday, we take ya little pretty boy from yas." and he hung up. Fuck. "I promise, I won't let them get you Nicky." I kissed him, wrote him a note telling him I'd be out all day, and left. I knew how to get the two grand without risking STD's. I drove to the nearest pawn shop. "Can I help you sir?" the saleslady asked me. "Yes, I'm here to sell you my ring, worth about 2 grand?" I handed her the ring. "Oh my, this is lovely, but I'm afraid that it's only worth about...half that." she gave me a sympathetic look. "Okay, I'll take it." she gave me the money, and I left. Searching for ways to get the rest. I ended up getting the other half, but I'm not proud of how. I pulled up to Marvin's door, and knocked. "Yo Joe. What's goin on?" I handed him the money. "There. Two grand. Count it, it's there. Now I quit, and you leave Nick alone?" I begged. "Hmm...ya sure ya wanna quit? I mean, we need yas. And with ya little boyfriend, we could make triple the moneys! C'mon Joe, whaddaya say?" he waggled his eyebrows. "No. Hell no." I glared. "Fine. Whateva ya wants. You're out." he slammed the door. I sighed of relief, and went back to the apartment. I was gone for about 4 hours. "Nicky?" I walked in. "Bathroom!" I heard his voice. I ran to the bathroom, and he was in the shower. "Well, hey there sexy." I winked, popping my head in the shower, watching him. "Joe!! I'm naked!" he giggled. I stripped my clothes off, and joined him. "So?" I smirked, wrapping my arms around him. "You're a dork." he smiled. "Am I?" I dropped to my knees. "Joe...what are you-UHH!!" he moaned as I took all of him in my mouth. I swirled my tongue down his manhood, making sure not to miss an inch. You learn how to deliver an amazing bj when in the business I was in. "Jooooeeee!!" he moaned, rather high pitched I might add. I sucked really hard, and finally, swallowed the reward that 'came' with it. (; love kylie(:
