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I Guess We're A Thing. {A Jick Love Story} Ep. 19
Duration: 0:17
nick likes to bend. hehe(: [Nick's POV] I woke up, early. So to speak. It was 3:30 am, and I was freezing!! Stupid December coldness... I felt around for Joe, to cuddle him and attempt to get warm. He wasn't there. I sat up, rubbing my eyes. "Joey?" I opened my eyes super wide, almost like an attempt to evolve into a higher species and gain night vision. When I couldn't see a damn thing, I got up out of bed and went into the living room. Empty. Kitchen, bathrooms, spare rooms, closets, backyard, front yard. Empty. Where the hell is he?! I sat on the couch and cried, hoping he was okay. Then the door swung open. "Joe? Oh my God Joey where were you!!" I ran to him and embraced him. "Hhhheeeeyyyy sssseexxyyyy!" he slurred. He's freaking drunk!! "Baby, are you drunk?" I asked. He came up to me and put his hands down the front of my boxers, rubbing me. "Mayyyybbbeeee.." he smirked, still rubbing. "J-Joe...uhh...ssstop and listen t-to-UH!!" he squeezed, hard. "C'mon baby...let's have some fuuuun!" he picked me up. I smacked at him and kicked my legs. "No Joe! Stop it! Not when you're drunk off your ass!" I yelled. He dropped, not set, me on the floor. Then he yanked me up, and backhanded me in the face, hard. He was glaring, "Ssseee what you make me doooo?" he slurred. I was choking on my sobs, and wiping blood from my nose. "J-Joey...how could you hit me?" I let one sob out. "Because I'm a fish and you have a weird nose!!" my God he's so freaking hammered!! "Whatever Joe.." I sniffed, and went back to bed, crying myself to sleep. {next morning} [Joe's POV] I woke up on the couch. I looked at the clock, 11 am. Damn, what happened last night? I went into mine and Nick's room, he was still in bed. Totally unlike him. "Nicky." I gently shook him. He stirred, grumbling. He fluttered his eyes open and when he looked at me, it wasn't what I had expected. His eyes were full of fear, and sadness. What did I do? "Ni-" he stood up fast, and slapped me HARD in the face. "Owww Nick what the fuck?!" I held my now burning cheek. "I hate you. Get out, now!!" he was crying. What?! "Nick please!! Whatever I did, I can fix it!! I don't know what that is, but I know I can!!" I dropped to my knees, tears clouding my vision. "You can't fix it Joe." he whispered. Then I stood up and looked at his face. He had a black eye, with a bruised nose to go along with it. Did...did I hit him? "Nicky...did I do this to you?" I went to touch his eye, he smacked my hand away. "What, are you playing the 'I'm gonna pretend I forgot this so he doesn't kick me out' card? Well it isn't working. You know what you did!!!! You know you went out, came home wasted, and hit me because I wouldn't do you!!" he yelled. "Nicholas!! I swear to God above I do NOT remember this!! Someone as smart as you should know that when you get plastered, you tend to forget what happened the next day and get a huge headache! You know, a hangover?!" I yelled back. "Shut up Joe!! Just shut up!! You're so..ugh!! You're just a-a...just a bad person!! All the way through to your CORE!!" he cried.(hehe hangover quotes!) I couldn't help but to smile, it's not the time but he's so damn fucking cute I can't help myself. "Stop smiling!! You're a jackass!! You don't hit the person you supposedly love!! You don't do it!" he slumped onto the floor, crying in a ball. I feel horrible. Beyond horrible. I feel like the world's biggest douche. But this isn't my fault. I didn't purposely get drunk. I was just having such a good time, releasing all my bad feelings. But I can't control my actions when I'm drunk. Who can? "Nicky..I'm so sorry. I-I don't know what to do to make this right." I cried. "You can't!! You HIT me!! You hurt me. Badly." he looked up at me, those big brown puppy dog eyes full of pain. It physically hurt my heart. I closed my eyes tight. Tears squeezed out of them. "Nicky...please, it hurts me to see you this way! Please forgive me I didn't mean it!" I sobbed. "Yeah? It hurts you?" he stood up, "How about the fact that I cut myself because of you?! How about the fact I cried myself to sleep?! How about the fact that you shattered my fragile heart?! How about this!!!!" he ran up to me, and started punching me in the stomach. Full force. He's strong, but...honestly, it felt like he was tapping me. Mostly because I have rock hard abs.(he DOES! lol) He was grunting, still punching me. I just let him go. When he was done, he collapsed into my arms, sobbing. "Shhhh, it's okay Nicky. It's alright. I'm so sorry..I'm so sorry." I cried into his hair. "I know you didn't mean it..." he sniffed, looking up at me. He kissed, me, causing me to fall backwards, him on top of me. "OOOF!" I said, at his weight on me. Not that it was much. "I'm not fat!" he gasped, now straddling me. "No, you're perfect." I smiled. He blushed, and we kissed again. awwwwh(: love kylie(:
